For Sale: Dead Frozen Snakes

Available today only*! These high quality dead, frozen snakes are properly sealed and can be shipped internationally with any carrier to avoid any pesky legal considerations that arise when you ship live, unfrozen snakes.

Price: $400.00 Out of stock

* Not guaranteed for live arrival**. I’ve talked to my lawyer and I’m not at fault. Any claim of rot is an exaggeration. You don’t know half of the story.

** Not guaranteed to be real snakes.